Dear World, This Be Molly
David Hasselhoff is Going to Die

Dear World,

How are you, world? Great.

I was drawing a picture of David Hasselhoff getting eaten by a shark on my class notes, when I noticed that small red streaks of an unknown origin started to appear on my masterpiece.

It was my blood.

The End.

              Thank you for your time, world.

                     Sincerely,

                        Molly Shebeneck

  1. funbunny said: Going to? and Stigmata anyone?
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