December 2011
14 posts
Molly Shebeneck, a Retrospective
Today is my birthday, and all I want is someone to have regular, in-depth...
Drugs are Wack, Yo!
Dear World,
I flew home today, and it took me over an hour to get through security because the TSA mistook my homemade stress ball for a cocaine balloon.
This is what the little rascal looks like:
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
Tomorrow is my 21st Birthday a.k.a. Please Give me...
Dear World,
Tomorrow is my 21st birthday.
This is a picture of me a.k.a. Molly Shebeneck on my 1st birthday:
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
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Molly Shebeneck, INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER
This is Your Warning
Dear World, The following is an alumni survey that I completed from my high school alma mater.
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
P.S. Don’t f*** with me, world.
Ya win some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose...