February 2012
21 posts
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Anonymous asked: Hey you are really cool and funny and pretty
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Tortillas
Dear World, I was talking to my grandfather on my cellular device, and the volume of his television was on high. So, during lulls in our conversation, I had the immense opportunity to speak with a lady who dropped her baby in a toilet.          Thank you for your time, world.                 Sincerely,                    Molly Shebeneck
Feb 20th
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Saturday Night Live. Maya Rudolph. Thank you. The end.
Feb 19th
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this is what i watched for the past 4 hours and i...
Feb 18th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Look My Name is on this Website
http://www.uproxx.com/?s=shebeneck
Feb 15th
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Feb 12th
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WatchWatch
Dancing my pain away.
Feb 12th
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A Serious Face for a Serious Post
Dear World,      Be nice.      Be nice.      Be nice.      Do not be mean.       Let people do what they want to do.      Accept them for who they are.      Do not be mean.      Be nice.      Be nice.      Be nice.                   The end.                        Sincerely,                            Molly Shebeneck P.S. You will be happy if you are nice. The people who you are...
Feb 12th
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I Love You, Mommy
Feb 12th
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Crafts with Molly Shebeneck
Dear World, In my spare time, I chop stuffed animals’ heads off and glue them to wooden plaques because drugs are too expensive.               Thank you for your time, world.                          Sincerely,                             Molly Shebeneck
Feb 10th
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David Hasselhoff is Going to Die
Dear World, How are you, world? Great. I was drawing a picture of David Hasselhoff getting eaten by a shark on my class notes, when I noticed that small red streaks of an unknown origin started to appear on my masterpiece. It was my blood. The End.               Thank you for your time, world.                      Sincerely,                         Molly Shebeneck
Feb 9th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
4,917 notes
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
12 notes
6 tags
Feb 1st
60 notes
January 2012
10 posts
4 tags
Jan 31st
7,115 notes
Jan 29th
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Jan 24th
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WatchWatch
This is my review of the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode.
Jan 18th
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This is the First Time That I Wore Spanx
Dear World, Look at me up there interviewing the Mythbusters in front of 900 people.                 Thank you for your time, world.                         Sincerely,                              Molly Shebeneck
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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December 2011
14 posts
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 18th
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Molly Shebeneck, a Retrospective
                                                     
Dec 15th
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“Today is my birthday, and all I want is someone to have regular, in-depth...”
Dec 15th
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Drugs are Wack, Yo!
Dear World, I flew home today, and it took me over an hour to get through security because the TSA mistook my homemade stress ball for a cocaine balloon. This is what the little rascal looks like:             Thank you for your time, world.                    Sincerely,                        Molly Shebeneck
Dec 15th
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Tomorrow is my 21st Birthday a.k.a. Please Give me...
Dear World, Tomorrow is my 21st birthday. This is a picture of me a.k.a. Molly Shebeneck on my 1st birthday:                    Thank you for your time, world.                             Sincerely,                                Molly Shebeneck
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 7th
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Molly Shebeneck, INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER
Dec 7th
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Dec 4th
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This is Your Warning
Dear World,      The following is an alumni survey that I completed from my high school alma mater.                           Thank you for your time, world.                                    Sincerely,                                         Molly Shebeneck P.S. Don’t f*** with me, world.
Dec 3rd
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“Ya win some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose...”
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
7 posts
Nov 29th
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Nov 21st
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WatchWatch
Just takin’ my stab at performance art. P.S. Chill out, man, it’s only 45 seconds. P.P.S. My dad LOVES this shit!
Nov 14th
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BMN
Dear World, My sister’s volleyball team won state on Saturday. This is what my sister’s name looks like: This is what my sister’s face looks like: This is where my sister will be playing volleyball in two years:                                          Thank you for your time, world.                            Sincerely,                                Molly...
Nov 8th
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Nov 7th