February 2012
21 posts
Anonymous asked: Hey you are really cool and funny and pretty
Tortillas
Dear World,
I was talking to my grandfather on my cellular device, and the volume of his television was on high. So, during lulls in our conversation, I had the immense opportunity to speak with a lady who dropped her baby in a toilet.
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
Saturday Night Live. Maya Rudolph. Thank you. The end.
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this is what i watched for the past 4 hours and i...
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Look My Name is on this Website
http://www.uproxx.com/?s=shebeneck
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Dancing my pain away.
A Serious Face for a Serious Post
Dear World,
Be nice.
Be nice.
Be nice.
Do not be mean.
Let people do what they want to do.
Accept them for who they are.
Do not be mean.
Be nice.
Be nice.
Be nice.
The end.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
P.S. You will be happy if you are nice. The people who you are...
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I Love You, Mommy
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Crafts with Molly Shebeneck
Dear World,
In my spare time, I chop stuffed animals’ heads off and glue them to wooden plaques because drugs are too expensive.
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
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David Hasselhoff is Going to Die
Dear World,
How are you, world? Great.
I was drawing a picture of David Hasselhoff getting eaten by a shark on my class notes, when I noticed that small red streaks of an unknown origin started to appear on my masterpiece.
It was my blood.
The End.
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
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January 2012
10 posts
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This is my review of the latest Real Housewives of Beverly Hills episode.
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This is the First Time That I Wore Spanx
Dear World,
Look at me up there interviewing the Mythbusters in front of 900 people.
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
December 2011
14 posts
Molly Shebeneck, a Retrospective
Today is my birthday, and all I want is someone to have regular, in-depth...
Drugs are Wack, Yo!
Dear World,
I flew home today, and it took me over an hour to get through security because the TSA mistook my homemade stress ball for a cocaine balloon.
This is what the little rascal looks like:
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
Tomorrow is my 21st Birthday a.k.a. Please Give me...
Dear World,
Tomorrow is my 21st birthday.
This is a picture of me a.k.a. Molly Shebeneck on my 1st birthday:
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
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Molly Shebeneck, INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER
This is Your Warning
Dear World, The following is an alumni survey that I completed from my high school alma mater.
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly Shebeneck
P.S. Don’t f*** with me, world.
Ya win some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose some, ya lose...
November 2011
7 posts
Just takin’ my stab at performance art.
P.S. Chill out, man, it’s only 45 seconds.
P.P.S. My dad LOVES this shit!
BMN
Dear World,
My sister’s volleyball team won state on Saturday.
This is what my sister’s name looks like:
This is what my sister’s face looks like:
This is where my sister will be playing volleyball in two years:
Thank you for your time, world.
Sincerely,
Molly...
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