i eat a rambutan.
watch me eat a lychee
i eat a Cactus Fruit at 4:21 am
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i found a magical book last night and it made me cry hysterically
Real food comes from the earth. Fruits and vegetables are food. Nuts, seeds, legumes, and grains are food. They get all the energy they need to grow from the sun. They literally grow because they are filled with sunshine! When you eat plants, you eat sunshine. This may sound looney, but I promise you that it’s 100% science.
When you eat sunshine, you fill your body with light, your body is grateful, and you are able to function at your highest energy level. And that is the place where everything in life becomes amazing and miracles happen.
Searching for light
You don’t know what I’m about to do
Because I don’t know what I’m about to do
We’re in the same boat
Also I love boats
Small child stands outside of Lynx cage
Wants to eat small child
Small child walks away
Lynx pisses on log
Saw a dead squirrel here once
Saw two dead squirrels here
Man sits in lawn chair
In gorilla house
Listens to tunes on his MP3
Dances with his hands
He gets it
He gets it
I drank too much fucking rice milk
Experiment #1: You tell God/the Universe/Whomever you believe in that you want someone in your life to send you a gift within the next 48 hours. On hour thirty-six, my co-worker walked over to my desk and gave me a fake red rose. MAGIC!Experiment #2: You tell God/the Universe/Whomever you believe in that you want to see “sunset beige” cars that day. I saw 84 sunset beige cars within 24 hours. MAGIC!Experiment #3: You choose something you want and tell God/the Universe/Whomever you believe in that you want it within 48 hours. I wrote in my book this morning that I wanted to win some money. Today I had two matching numbers in the Lucky Day Lotto and won $1. MAGIC!